I’m absolutely losing it over this petition I found from OVER A YEAR AGO. and now i stand sit here today, in front of a computer, humbled, grateful for all the love you’ve given me over the past year or so, taking the effort to tell you my hellish origin story.
i saw the beginning of the end, when HFtH released, and slowly but surely, the quality of choices declined.
the Glory Wednesdays, as i like to call them, when ACOR, PM, and i think it was ITITW or ILB, all released on the same day. So i have been through it all since the beginning. however, it was not until june of 2019 that i realized: “holy shit! i could review these little pixelated fuckers’ stories!”. Of course, i had a tumblr, and have been floating around the community since the dawn of the era. it might have been the ads that drew me in, but it was badass queen reclaiming her kingdom kenna rys that kept me here. Naturally, my fantasy nerd brain drew me towards TCaTF first. i think that Rules of Engagement was up there too when i downloaded it, but we don’t talk about that… You see, newcomers, choices in it’s early days had a… questionable user interface, as well as only smattering of stories in the fall of 2016, those being the original The Freshman, Most Wanted, and The Crown and The Flame. this time i actually read through the description and- you’d never have guessed it- downloaded the app I’ve seen the app on the store before, but choose-your-own-adventure games weren’t really my thing, so i usually ignored them. i was tired of seeing these ads, but the absurd scenario entranced me, so i decided to check it out on the app store i don’t remember much of it, but it pretty much had the same format as modern day choices ads- a very, very weird scenario, “which will you choose” clickbait option, as you do. Now this was not the first of the ads i’ve seen, but this was one of the weirder ones i’ve come across since i first saw them.
lo and behold, i saw it- a dastardly ad belonging to none other than choices: stories you play It was a dull afternoon, sometime in the autumn of 2016, when i was absentmindedly spamming through 2016-edition snapchat stories. i dont think ive actually told anyone about this before. Receipts of your “donations” or they didn’t happen <3 playchoices choices stories you play for legal reasons this is a joke but i wouldnt stop you if you actually sent this in (And I say this as respectfully as possible) įuck you! Since y’all love sending emails to a company who will never respond other than saying “We appreciate your feedback! It will be passed on to the team” here’s another template for you:
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